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Roller Derby Saved My Soul

FREE! The unofficial anthem of the Roller Derby revolution.

Hot Rod Mamas

Let the world know exactly what kind of woman you're looking for.

$ 2.00

My Love is Like a Monster Truck

Fast, angry, and out of control. Just like you.

$ 2.00

Beer Train

The ultimate ring when you're sitting at the bar. The more you drink, the funnier it gets.

$ 2.00

I Hate My Job

Perfect for when the boss calls. Even better when the boss is standing right next to you.

$ 2.00

Big Idea

A bitter tale of heartache and despair. Play this one when the ex calls.

$ 2.00

Here Alone

"If I thought that you'd been drinking the way that I've been drinking, I'd put down my glass and call you on the phone."

$ 2.00

Blue Sky and Blacktop

The ideal song for truckers, roadies, bounty hunters, or anyone else on the road. Just don't wreck when you answer the phone.

$ 2.00

Me 'n' Hank

The infamous yodeling sequence. Guaranteed to make your friends say "What the fuck?"

$ 2.00

Telegraph Road

A future classic, for the Detroit refugee in all of us.

$ 2.00

Drugstore Roses

A heartfelt ballad of real love... and cheap beer. Play this one when your soulmate calls.

$ 2.00

The Bartender Song

Hey bartenders--Got a regular who thinks he's in love with you? This one will sober him up fast.

$ 2.00